Official Bush Administration 'BUSHSPEAK' Dictionary
(For Those not Indroctinated into DOUBLESPEAK)
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When You Hear . . . |
You Should Think . . .
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"Collateral Damage" |
"An Innocent Family was Accidently Killed" |
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"Enhanced Interrogation Techniques" |
"Torture" |
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"The Geneva Conventions are Quaint" |
"They Can Be Ignored" |
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"This Country Does NOT Torture" |
"Our Torture program is SECRET" |
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"Extraordinary Rendition" |
"Ordinary Kidnapping and Torture" |
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"Wiretaps REQUIRE a Court Order" |
"But not when we do it" |
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"The Constitution is Being Followed" |
"We threw it away a while ago ." |
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"Probable Cause" |
"We Feel like It" |
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"There is no doubt . . . " |
"We don't have a clue." |
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"We know where the WMD's are . . .: |
"We don't have a clue." |
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"Patriot Act" |
"Fascist Act" |
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"Freedom" |
"Slavery" |
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"Strength" |
"Ignorance" |
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"War" |
"Peace" |
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"Liberate" |
"Enslave" |
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"Peace" |
"War" |
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"Let The Market Decide" |
"We'll Decide with No-Bid Contracts" |
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"When the Iraqi's Stand up, We'll Stand Down . . ." |
"When the Iraqi's Stand up - We'll knock 'em back down" |
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"Iraqi Oil Will pay for the reconstruction . . ." |
"Your Grandchildren won't be able to pay THIS off !" |
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"It's Legal . . ." |
"It's Secret and Illegal - we want an immunity bill" |
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"We Killed Al Queda's Number Three man . . ." |
"We got some poor cab driver who got in the way . . . " |
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"Al Qaeda in Iraq . . . " |
"Five pissed off Freedom Fighters" |
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"Iraqi Terrorists . . . " |
"Iraqi Freedom Fighters" |
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"Congress was fully briefed . . ." |
"We Told them nothing" |
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"Habeas Corpus" |
"What's that ???" |
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"Constitution" |
"a piece of paper" |
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"I am Not Gay . . . " |
"I'm Bi" |
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"Marriage is between a Man and a Woman . . . " |
"at least until the Gay lobby gives us campaign donations." |
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"I am Pro-Life" |
"I am Pro-Death Penalty" |
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"Osama Bin Laden" |
"The Boogey Man" |
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"You're doin' a heckeva job [insert name here] . . ." |
"Keep on looking busy and doing nothing." |
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"[insert name here] will be here for the rest of my term . . ." |
"He's Fired on Tuesday . . . " |
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"I am the Decider . . . " |
"Whatever Dick says is ok with me . . ." |
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